I use Penelope B soap every day, but I cannot get over how awesome Bruno smells after a bath with Stank Dog! While he may not be a fan of the actual “bath” part, I love how nice he smells for days afterwards.
Right now he’s refusing to lay with me, since I’m sure I’ve insulted his man(dog?)hood by going, “Who’s a cute soggy pup? YOU’RE a cute soggy pup! Awwww lookit da baby pup! Lookit you, all damp and pathetic! Who’s Momma’s soggy pup?” in the typical babytalk voice.
He’ll get over it.